Bobby, I noticed on the schedule today that you finally learned how to write capital letters. Were your stupid fucking double-finger rings impeding this previously? I’m not working with ee-fucking-cummings here.
Can you tell Daniel to stop talking shit about me ? Can you tell him to such his own cock ? Can you tell him I still love him ?
Tina’s dog smells like shit and pisses everywhere. Can you please tell her to stop bringing it in? It’s gross.
I steal a shit-ton of office supplies and you dipshits will never ever catch me.
Hey, social media department, I just made a batch of user-generated-content in the unisex bathroom. Where do you want me to put it?
Debbie is obsessed with talking about “presenting to the client.” Does she means she wants to “show them her pussy”?
All of our interns are butt-fucking-ugly. WTF?
Hey, this dick isn’t going to suck itself.
